Last night Blane and I went to a movie. It was actually really good, State of Play. It had a great cast and I did not fall asleep which usually means its a winner.
I have three reservations about going to the movies, especially Silverado.
1. Drunk people
2. Middle school children
3. Germs
Luckily because we were in the so called VIP theatre we did not encounter any #2's, but because we were in the VIP theatre we sat next to the obnoxious couple who finished 2 bottles of wine before the movie was over.
Let me paint the picture... they arrive late and then proceed to ask Blane and me to move over so they could fit, wine and all. We moved because we are nice, and at this point I was not aware of their soon to be drunken state.
The girl is wearing a small piece of fabric on her behind, which I am sure she called shorts. She had on gladiator sandals with 5 inch heels and some really annoying bangles that clanked together the entire night. I guess the shorts were uncomfortable because she would stand up about every 10 minutes to adjust her outfit. annoying.
As the movie went on she had to use the restroom, her husband has tried to cut her off by this point... I know this because they were talking LOUDLY. So she gets up to go the the bathroom and I guess the 5 inch heels and drunken stupor were not a good combo because she feel down the entire flight of stairs. Her husband laughed... did not even offer assistance. Just laughed.
On top of all of this they recounted every scene out loud to one another just to make sure their drunk brains were comprehending, and after each of her many bathroom trips he had to catch her up on what she missed...
She also was fairly busy on her Blackberry all night too... at one point her friend sent a picture message which apparently was not a good picture so she felt it necessary to yell obscenities out loud about how bad her friend looked. AHHHHHHHH.
This should be illegal.
That my Friday night in a nutshell.
K